

Bottom Left: Rex is down and out on the streets of los angeles after being rejected from an Airbud casting call. Rex claimed that he was rejected by the producers because of his moose horns, and plans to sue. He told us that"the problem with canine society today is that all the pups see these beautifully groomed slender dogs on t.v. and feel pressure to look that way, im here to show them that a dog with moosehorns can be just as beautiful."
Top Right: Local panda celebrates
his first birthday with a day in the
park. His day was later dampened
when his parents phil and linda
(both human), informed the panda
that he was adopted.
Top Left: Local man Gil Johnson clears out his clutter last weekend with a garage sale. Among the items were Gil's old coffin which Gil discovered was no longer necessary after a recent doctor's appointment confirmed that Gil was not, in fact, dead. "It's a relief," said Gil of the situation, "I mean, not being dead is definately a plus, but whats really exciting is that I totally made enough off of the coffin to get a pac-man machine."